Omg so I took this picture of my friends before prom
And then I noticed this girl in the background
She’s just like “Oh you have a date huh? Well I could have had a date too”
“It could have been him. But no I hope you two have a really nice night together.”
“I mean it. A. Really. Nice. Night.”
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
|attractive friend:||ugh im so ugly|
|me:||well what the fuck does that make me then|
|Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship:||Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.|
|My idea of a relationship:||You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it.|